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Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

#20733893
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44914) - you deserved it (21261)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38435) - you deserved it (3938)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53216) - you deserved it (4311) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69852) - you deserved it (3359)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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