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  • Number of visits : 50345
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About amy397123 : I'm just here for the lol's.
People take things on this site far too seriously.
amy.omfg@hotmail.com

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amy397123's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54723) - you deserved it (317519)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86694) - you deserved it (27661)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55588) - you deserved it (14458)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18173) - you deserved it (49376)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

#37276
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28990) - you deserved it (6167)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74760) - you deserved it (3971)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21710) - you deserved it (2128)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22537) - you deserved it (6811)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8475) - you deserved it (28950)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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