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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML
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On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom
Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version
Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version
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