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  • Number of visits : 50579
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About amy397123 : I'm just here for the lol's.
People take things on this site far too seriously.
amy.omfg@hotmail.com

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amy397123's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33831) - you deserved it (147089)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

#1971968
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48088) - you deserved it (3714)

On 05/16/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by notacreep (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140468) - you deserved it (14217)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask my boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML

#1520642
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79343) - you deserved it (8529)

On 05/01/2009 at 10:17am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (506013) - you deserved it (31123)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

#966967
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74059) - you deserved it (26495)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

#814298
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73247) - you deserved it (4854)

On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

#598491
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74914) - you deserved it (5685)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

#598491
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74914) - you deserved it (5685)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

#333311
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40962) - you deserved it (67600)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278398) - you deserved it (50573)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States



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