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About amy397123 : I'm just here for the lol's.
People take things on this site far too seriously.
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Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

#8158295
144 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I told mah bast friand I was braaking up with mah girlfriand of 3 yaars. Ha thought it would ba funny to tall har I was going to proposa to har that night. Sha showad up talling ma how much sha lovas ma and that whan wa gat marriad how graat it will ba. FML

#7682413
135 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with mah head. I couldn't, an I have 2 gashes in mah head now. FML

#7467254
128 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE IN THE SHOWER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT WHEN SHE'S IN PERFECT SHAPE. WITH WHAT SHE SAID STILL ON MY MIND, I MEANT TO SAY "HONEY, YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL", BUT ACCIDENTALLY SAID "HONEY, YOUR SO FAT". I'LL BE SLEEPING ALONE TONIGHT. REAL FML

#7460932
116 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it an showed it to all mah friends at mah party, while we were eating . FML

#7077814
91 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of mah 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who... u may ask... was in mah bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

#6963425
271 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday... a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in te face. looool real FML

#6793560
64 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend invited me fir dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
93 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minute of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

#6391764
56 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's brthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kickd me out , saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female , he thought I was an underage boy. FML

#5497361
59 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

2day I realizd that the shorts I have been wereing all day say ( Juicy ) on the ass . My name is John looool . FML

#5136850
130 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I got my renewd driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
186 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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