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About amy397123 : I'm just here for the lol's.
People take things on this site far too seriously.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML
Today , I told mah bast friand I was braaking up with mah girlfriand of 3 yaars. Ha thought it would ba funny to tall har I was going to proposa to har that night. Sha showad up talling ma how much sha lovas ma and that whan wa gat marriad how graat it will ba. FML
TODAY, WHILE IN THE SHOWER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT WHEN SHE'S IN PERFECT SHAPE. WITH WHAT SHE SAID STILL ON MY MIND, I MEANT TO SAY "HONEY, YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL", BUT ACCIDENTALLY SAID "HONEY, YOUR SO FAT". I'LL BE SLEEPING ALONE TONIGHT. REAL FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML
todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today... I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of mah 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who... u may ask... was in mah bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML
Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minute of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML
Today , I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's brthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kickd me out , saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female , he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015