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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
by SamWGovan / 12/09/2012 at 11:57am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 9:53am / United States (Texas) / Love
by bill219 / 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by JessThompson / 12/05/2012 at 11:50am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by schooyou101 / 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Gahh... / 12/03/2012 at 12:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by julia / 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Dave / 11/29/2012 at 9:22am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by fabs1171 / 11/29/2012 at 12:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/28/2012 at 1:32am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by boo8713 / 11/28/2012 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Bliggins / 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2012 at 4:04pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…