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Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML

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On 12/17/2012 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

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Today, some beefed-up guy wearing a wife-beater sat in my restaurant, took out a big sack of coins, and played My Little Pony songs on the jukebox for 4 hours straight. I couldn't summon the courage to tell him to leave. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:57pm - work - by lingling (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

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81 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 1:44am - health - by mysidesaresplitting - United States (Michigan)

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

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On 12/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML

#20397583
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On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm - love - by dino0123 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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On 12/12/2012 at 11:05am - kids - by Saduglydad - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been 13 months since I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

#20199177
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On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 6:41am - love - by slenderman908 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)



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