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by Kate / 12/23/2012 at 3:24am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Kasey Eames / 12/23/2012 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by oh my son / 12/23/2012 at 1:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
by orgasmicriding / 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
by anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 7:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by jsmills92 / 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by dudeyouarefired / 12/20/2012 at 3:16am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
by djl / 12/20/2012 at 12:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Work
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
by fatbabysyndrome / 12/18/2012 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
by daughterinlaw / 12/18/2012 at 12:09pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by kidyounot / 12/17/2012 at 7:29pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Ape / 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by crazy mother in law / 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm / Intimacy
by Bonding_boys / 12/17/2012 at 11:21am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants… Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while… Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML