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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12249) - you deserved it (2072)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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