About amifaiyaz : I never know how to write these things.. pretty much a crazy cat lady in the making, I'm your everyday city girl living in the middle of a desert for a decade. FMLs make my mornings, right before I ride my camel to school.
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amifaiyaz's favorite FMLs
by peteto818 / 12/18/2014 at 12:59pm / Bulgaria (Pernik) / Love
by monster in law. / 12/17/2014 at 2:35am / United States / Love
by marie0908 / 12/17/2014 at 12:29am / France (Aquitaine) / Intimacy
by MisUnFortunate / 12/16/2014 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
by LonelyGuy / 12/15/2014 at 6:59am / Australia / Love
by lonesome / 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
by I'm Trading Up For A Dog / 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Animals
Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
by dating a moron / 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, it's been months since I dropped out of college to escape constantly being bullied and being miserable. Ever since then, I've been having recurring nightmares with the same people bullying me, after which I wake up crying and feeling miserable. My brain is a douchebag. FML
by Anonymous / 12/14/2014 at 6:55am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
by ashamed / 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Nicole / 12/13/2014 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by PyroSam / 12/12/2014 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
by lateralligator / 12/12/2014 at 11:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/12/2014 at 11:02am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
- Today, I tried to get the weird annoying chick at work to pick up my shift for me so I could go and… Today, someone left a can of scentless bugspray next to the stove, I greased a cake pan with it and… Today, I was minding my own business, when I decided to read in the living room. My father began to…