About amifaiyaz : I never know how to write these things.. pretty much a crazy cat lady in the making, I'm your everyday city girl living in the middle of a desert for a decade. FMLs make my mornings, right before I ride my camel to school.
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by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm / United States (California) / Love
by No thank you / 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! / 02/01/2015 at 11:17am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love
by mdg41 / 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2015 at 1:41am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by cuckolddreams / 01/21/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 6:57am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 3:33am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…