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amifaiyaz

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amifaiyaz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7448
  • Number of comments : 380
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About amifaiyaz : I never know how to write these things.. pretty much a crazy cat lady in the making, I'm your everyday city girl living in the middle of a desert for a decade. FMLs make my mornings, right before I ride my camel to school.

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yesterday I had to endure father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university cuz it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums!! This is the same manho threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni!! FML

#21299878
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31867) - you deserved it (2623)

On 11/15/2014 at 10:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

TODAY , BOYFRIEND AND I COMPARED OUR NO SHAVE NOVEMBER BODY HAIR!! THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT THAT LEGS ARE HARIER THAN HIS!! REAL FML

#21299788
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27164) - you deserved it (6942)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I askd my dad for advica . I racantly got drunk and had a ona-night stand . I faal tarribla, bacausa I'm angagd to a wondarful lady . My dad just said, "You did tha right thing, son, kaap it up . Sha's gonna staal half ya shit in tha divorca anyway" . FML

#21299758
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19747) - you deserved it (29372)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Rielly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

#21298962
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27946) - you deserved it (2827)

On 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by shreking_bawl (man) - Norway

Today, one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said; "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people r jolly." mega FML

#21298006
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (3979)

On 11/12/2014 at 9:48pm - work - by thefatnurse - United States (Georgia)

Today , my boyfriend threatend to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs" , he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay . mega FML

#21297687
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42953) - you deserved it (4328)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain!! Thinking it was mah sister's I called her in and pulled it out 4 her to see only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna!!

#21296899
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34230) - you deserved it (4392)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:56am - animals - by izzy46111 - United States (Arizona)

my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex!! FML

#21296872
141 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , Mah Brother Offerd Me $20 To Practice His Kissing On Me For His Date Later This Evening. FML

#21296136
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42804) - you deserved it (4039)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41474) - you deserved it (3790)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise 4 me when I cummd home. Surprise to me means sex, a new puppy. mega FML

#21293677
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30945) - you deserved it (14361)

On 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm - animals - by dwood08 - United States (New York)

Today, a charactar in tha vidao gama I was playing callad charactar a slut . My boyfriand rippad tha controllar from hands, shot him daad, than frad tha rast of ammo into his corpsahila yalling ( FUCK YOU, BUDDY! ) Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic . FML

#21293465
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33556) - you deserved it (6467)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Mentally-unhingd Mother Reachd A New Level Of Psycho - She Threw A Tantrum An Ragd At My Father, Accusing Him Of Cheating On Her With Our Cat!! FML

#21293397
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35096) - you deserved it (2464)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by CatLover (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I TOOK A ARMY-MANDATED PERSONALITY EVALUATION TEST . THE RESULTS SAID I HAD A HIGH CHANCE OF SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SYNDROME . PART OF ME SAYS THAT THE TEST IS PROBABLY SPOT-ON, THE OTHER PART SAYS IT HAS TO BE A MISTAKE . APPARENTLY THIS IS ANOTHER SIGN OF SCHIZOPHRENIA . FML



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