About amifaiyaz : I never know how to write these things.. pretty much a crazy cat lady in the making, I'm your everyday city girl living in the middle of a desert for a decade. FMLs make my mornings, right before I ride my camel to school.
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by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 10:47am / United States (New York) / Kids
by boo / 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2014 at 10:44pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/15/2014 at 8:22pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2014 at 7:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML
by shreking_bawl / 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm / Norway / Miscellaneous
by thefatnurse / 11/12/2014 at 9:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by honey, no boo-boo / 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML
by izzy46111 / 11/11/2014 at 11:56am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
by SisterOfTard / 11/10/2014 at 11:31am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by dwood08 / 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Animals
- Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…