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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5238
  • Number of comments : 379
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About amifaiyaz : I never know how to write these things.. pretty much a crazy cat lady in the making, I'm your everyday city girl living in the middle of a desert for a decade. FMLs make my mornings, right before I ride my camel to school.

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Today, I was having a quiet wank at home. I guess I wasn't being as quiet as I thought, because my dad knocked at my door and said, "I'm gonna give you some alone time. I'll be back for lunch." and made a load of noise so I knew he was gone for real. FML

#21321413
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12521) - you deserved it (3431)

On 12/21/2014 at 9:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oppland)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

Today, my 7-year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of the supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

#21321028
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19651) - you deserved it (2178)

On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

#21320982
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18582) - you deserved it (2121)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:45pm - love - by KalaKa (man) - United States

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

#21320813
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24174) - you deserved it (1934)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24919) - you deserved it (3340)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23916) - you deserved it (1734)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML

#21320480
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (2893)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22565) - you deserved it (3916)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28494) - you deserved it (3474)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML

#21319860
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25223) - you deserved it (3294)

On 12/18/2014 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML

#21319715
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27759) - you deserved it (4224)

On 12/18/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by peteto818 (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29054) - you deserved it (2726)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML



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