About amifaiyaz : I never know how to write these things.. pretty much a crazy cat lady in the making, I'm your everyday city girl living in the middle of a desert for a decade. FMLs make my mornings, right before I ride my camel to school.
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amifaiyaz's favorite FMLs
by yif2 / 05/16/2015 at 7:47am / United States / Animals
by noantiquesforme / 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sexisntfun / 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 9:20am / United States (California) / Work
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids
by brokeforever / 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm / Latvia (Riga) / Animals
Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm / Miscellaneous
by Eddy / 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by jking2z / 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny tard like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
by single&alone / 03/06/2015 at 3:44pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Why? / 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous