About amazinglyHappy : I'm an art student, I love Dark Burlesque and nintendocore Music, I have a tendency to bable and I am very much british! I've actually got grandparents from Belgium so there's some mix there, I have a dreadfully short attention span and I guess you could call me a free spirit, but in all reality I just don't like being tied down and have awful commitment issues, I love Tim Burton and The Colour Pink, I Sometimes Dress like a Punk, Sometimes I dress Like A Hippie, Sometimes I dress like a gypsy, Sometimes I dress from the 50's and sometimes from the 80's, My Favourite is Lolita, Not The Twisted Book, the actual style.
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Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)
Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
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Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 12:09pm - love - by ouch (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by not_trained_for_this (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
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