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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 406
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About aleximo : Sneaking up on me? :D Might as well drop me a letter, no?😏

I'm a dog person and I'll get a Lab when I've got the time for one. I'm a music freak and prefer pop-punk such as Green day and Bowling for Soup. Love all kinds of music in the area of RNB to Metal.
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Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42738) - you deserved it (3824)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML


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On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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