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aleximoaleximo
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About aleximo : Sneaking up on me? :D

The woman you see in My pictures mean everything to me, not only is she my pretty girl, she's also my soulmate and the love of my life. 💖


I can't help that I'm fabolous.

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HU4L-if you know the meaning of the motto you're awesome. 🙏

aleximo's page activity

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Fucked!<b>kat_moore15</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 2:09pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 5:35am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 7:26am<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 11:27pm<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 10:07pm<b>Rechee20</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 10:40pm<b>SEROKE</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 11:13am<b>leahb99</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 11:14pm<b>sandrisima</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 11:34pm<b>annapanda143</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:54pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 8:35pm<b>madi113</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 6:31pm<b>KodiG</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 10:11pm<b>SaintVeronika</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 7:11am<b>boricualuv</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 2:45am<b>satanarroliga</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 4:21am<b>907frostygirl</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 12:13am

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop. Turns out, there is none. They just put a space there to make it look like a CD player. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (5881)

On 03/10/2015 at 11:03pm - misc - by Blonde - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

#21267650
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43089) - you deserved it (3838)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51487) - you deserved it (6081)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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