About aleishaa_jadee : I'm Australian therefore I am awesome. That's all you need to know :)
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by xxxzzzooo / 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by thatsjustlovely / 01/01/2010 at 3:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by HarryBeast / 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by suspiciouspeople / 08/05/2009 at 1:09am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Pumpkin / 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by foretwintie / 06/06/2009 at 7:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by drurbanXVII / 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/20/2009 at 12:42am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…