About aleishaa_jadee : I'm Australian therefore I am awesome. That's all you need to know :)
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by xxxzzzooo / 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by thatsjustlovely / 01/01/2010 at 3:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by HarryBeast / 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by suspiciouspeople / 08/05/2009 at 1:09am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Pumpkin / 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by foretwintie / 06/06/2009 at 7:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by drurbanXVII / 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/20/2009 at 12:42am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man… Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend… Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I…