About aleishaa_jadee : I'm Australian therefore I am awesome. That's all you need to know :)
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by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
by sadcase / 04/12/2011 at 10:01am / Australia / Health
by Austin / 02/12/2011 at 2:50am / United States (California) / Work
by cllutz / 02/06/2011 at 10:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/06/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 02/05/2011 at 7:10pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
by missbrit / 02/04/2011 at 2:59am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by WTF / 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2010 at 5:15am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Crumpet / 06/25/2010 at 3:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…