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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 974
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aleishaa_jadee : I'm Australian therefore I am awesome. That's all you need to know :)

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Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46413) - you deserved it (8926)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10673) - you deserved it (124712)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

#14945401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27465) - you deserved it (3297)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12 month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML

#14874004
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35773) - you deserved it (4472)

On 02/06/2011 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by cllutz (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15162) - you deserved it (53336)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

#14856386
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32658) - you deserved it (6405)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

#14836344
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30299) - you deserved it (7364)

On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69741) - you deserved it (6565)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33655) - you deserved it (7082)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

#13601859
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (4024)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML

#13586647
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8955) - you deserved it (28927)

On 10/25/2010 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (28362)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40423) - you deserved it (4405)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49055) - you deserved it (4826)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)



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