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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 906
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aleishaa_jadee : I'm Australian therefore I am awesome. That's all you need to know :)

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aleishaa_jadee's favorite FMLs

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16449) - you deserved it (43112)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30269) - you deserved it (2836)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10915) - you deserved it (39266)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36758) - you deserved it (3323)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

#19112130
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25345) - you deserved it (4361)

On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31982) - you deserved it (6160)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

#18876628
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28268) - you deserved it (6450)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

#18724307
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (2858)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (10599)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16723) - you deserved it (46933)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

#17663031
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26944) - you deserved it (2368)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

#17522929
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26371) - you deserved it (10721)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29440) - you deserved it (3693)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14455) - you deserved it (55538)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26941) - you deserved it (6236)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada



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