About aleishaa_jadee : I'm Australian therefore I am awesome. That's all you need to know :)
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by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by whattabrat / 02/26/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by vsshopper / 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Skullie / 02/19/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by suckstobefat / 01/22/2012 at 1:10am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anna / 01/06/2012 at 6:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
by Cassandra / 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/17/2011 at 4:17am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love
by ohaifml / 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
by Username / 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm / United States / Health
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Emoney1 / 05/26/2011 at 10:06am / Canada / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…