About aleishaa_jadee : I'm Australian therefore I am awesome. That's all you need to know :)
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by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by whattabrat / 02/26/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by vsshopper / 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Skullie / 02/19/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by suckstobefat / 01/22/2012 at 1:10am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anna / 01/06/2012 at 6:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
by Cassandra / 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/17/2011 at 4:17am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love
by ohaifml / 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
by Username / 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm / United States / Health
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Emoney1 / 05/26/2011 at 10:06am / Canada / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't… Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him… Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on…