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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1773
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About alaskankid907 : I'm Kenny,
Alaska is the best state, though we live in igloos we have our priorities like watching the snow melt, playing tag with the polar bears and swimming with the our 2,000lb sea lions, oh and sledding on our seals. Just a few things we do up north for entertainment. I love to play hockey love and I'm a joke I know.
message me if you want to know any thing or just to chat but, chances are there will be no message so... Bye!!!!

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Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

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