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About alaskankid907 : I'm Kenny,
Alaska is the best state, though we live in igloos we have our priorities like watching the snow melt, playing tag with the polar bears and swimming with the our 2,000lb sea lions, oh and sledding on our seals. Just a few things we do up north for entertainment. I love to play hockey love and I'm a joke I know.
message me if you want to know any thing or just to chat but, chances are there will be no message so... Bye!!!!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Friday 18 April 2014