About alaskankid907 : I'm Kenny,
Alaska is the best state, though we live in igloos we have our priorities like watching the snow melt, playing tag with the polar bears and swimming with the our 2,000lb sea lions, oh and sledding on our seals. Just a few things we do up north for entertainment. I love to play hockey love and I'm a joke I know.
message me if you want to know any thing or just to chat but, chances are there will be no message so... Bye!!!!
About alaskankid907 : I'm Kenny,
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Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2011 at 2:50am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (North Dakota) / Love
by Kimberlie / 03/15/2011 at 5:23am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by Anonymous / 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML
by Marlon / 12/11/2010 at 3:18am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/16/2010 at 7:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
by liz / 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm / United States (California) / Love
by E or / 07/13/2010 at 9:41am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
by dentistvictim / 10/16/2009 at 3:27am / Norway (Oslo) / Health
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
by birthdayfun / 03/23/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
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