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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1367
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About alaskankid907 : I'm Kenny,
Alaska is the best state, though we live in igloos we have our priorities like watching the snow melt, playing tag with the polar bears and swimming with the our 2,000lb sea lions, oh and sledding on our seals. Just a few things we do up north for entertainment. I love to play hockey love and I'm a joke I know.
message me if you want to know any thing or just to chat but, chances are there will be no message so... Bye!!!!

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alaskankid907's favorite FMLs

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

#15550416
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34206) - you deserved it (3489)

On 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69132) - you deserved it (9550)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

#15542266
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7714) - you deserved it (46068)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

#15391522
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39572) - you deserved it (4618)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't let me move into his new apartment with him. It turns out his other girlfriend had already moved in. FML

#15319129
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42292) - you deserved it (4387)

On 03/15/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Kimberlie (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107675) - you deserved it (6444) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

#15308003
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (3040)

On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

#15304136
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31610) - you deserved it (5118)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML

#15301527
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53258) - you deserved it (8316)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:07am - love - by wtf -

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

#14162618
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35093) - you deserved it (3481)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States

Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML

#11927382
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32806) - you deserved it (2268)

On 07/16/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32780) - you deserved it (16825)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10483) - you deserved it (36094)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

#5848105
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40538) - you deserved it (2235)

On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)



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