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adriana012
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3670
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About adriana012 : Well hello theree :) I'm Adriana, and i love to post pointless comments and threadjack the shit out of the first post. samantha_durano is mah wifeeey. i love jimmym007 and megan fox. Heeell yeah.

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Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (17414) - you deserved it (7461)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

#8973214 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (12929) - you deserved it (2225)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Jamie - United States (Florida)

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

#8966717 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (8028) - you deserved it (15946)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

#8889344 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (19864) - you deserved it (4276)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (20758) - you deserved it (2252)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (34155) - you deserved it (7049)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (19900) - you deserved it (1551)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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