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adam31
  • Town/Country : Sumter, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 138
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About adam31 : im 19 in my freshman year of college. love to play baseball.

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (42815) - you deserved it (4140)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a text from my ex: "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied "Really?" I got in return "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML

#13285189 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (21504) - you deserved it (3670)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:25am - intimacy - by rawr101 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

#13278835 (363)

I agree, your life sucks (13374) - you deserved it (29537)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels and tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

#13272334 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (17573) - you deserved it (6022)

On 10/01/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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