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  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1998 (15 years)
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  • Number of comments : 16
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Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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159 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

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74 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
293 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

#12908327
118 comments

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On 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by jentea (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

#12846178
85 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

#12531799
115 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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308 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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86 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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182 comments

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On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

#10851356
175 comments

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On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

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183 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

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67 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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