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Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML
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Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML
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Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States
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