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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1312
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

#20071176
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35970) - you deserved it (2279)

On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

#20060240
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21684) - you deserved it (9047)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

#20054615
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27679) - you deserved it (4612)

On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23193) - you deserved it (1199)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the middle of my online midterm, my computer decided to update and closed out of the test. It can't be retaken. FML

#19927975
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34047) - you deserved it (3068)

On 07/12/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by failure - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29842) - you deserved it (3572)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36438) - you deserved it (1675)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36438) - you deserved it (1675)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

#19532255
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21559) - you deserved it (2115)

On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17811) - you deserved it (25207)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38376) - you deserved it (6520)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

#19228938
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (1710)

On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29105) - you deserved it (9274)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25991) - you deserved it (3406)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24924) - you deserved it (5860)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States



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