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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2982
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30472) - you deserved it (3112)

On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

#20136629
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22318) - you deserved it (4223)

On 10/28/2012 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

#20132432
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20968) - you deserved it (4451)

On 10/25/2012 at 5:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

#20131666
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (5266)

On 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

#20127667
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32427) - you deserved it (1784)

On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

#20120587
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24444) - you deserved it (4488)

On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

#20105538
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23226) - you deserved it (4600)

On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML

#20100917
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25880) - you deserved it (2331)

On 10/04/2012 at 1:09am - love - by nonfreehugs (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML

#20100764
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8835) - you deserved it (32202)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm - misc - by staticman101 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML

#20098049
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23772) - you deserved it (7523)

On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

#20094121
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25346) - you deserved it (2046)

On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

#20091945
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36151) - you deserved it (2680)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

#20091141
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40265) - you deserved it (3003)

On 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by linn (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

#20089771
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27833) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (3406)

On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)



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