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Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML
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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 12:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by poro123 - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
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On 10/28/2012 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML
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On 10/25/2012 at 5:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
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On 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)
Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 1:09am - love - by nonfreehugs (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm - misc - by staticman101 - United States (Michigan)
Monday 20 May 2013
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