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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1998 (16 years)
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Yesterday, I learnd that I have carpal tunnel syndrome!! I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft!! I got a disease in real life by living in a vrtual world!! FML

#1879175
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26691) - you deserved it (142983)

On 05/12/2009 at 6:05pm - health - by Loser (man) - United States (New York)

YESTERDAY WHILE WORKING AS A MAKEUP ARTIST IN THE MALL , I WAS APPROACHED BY A MAN WHO WANTED TO TRY LIPSTICK (NOT UNUSUAL WE DO A LOT OF DRAG). WHILE I'M APPLYING IT HE STARTS TO MAKE GROSS NOISES AN AFTER A QUICK GLANCE I REALIZE HE HAS A MASSIVE ERECTION. HE THEN WHISPERS MMMM DON'T STOP NOW. FML

#1745966
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75289) - you deserved it (3921)

On 05/08/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ad some pretty bad stomac pain, so I went to te batroom. After a few minutes, two girls walkd in, taking stalls next to me. Tat's wen my farts began to get very large an explosive. Not only did tey break into laugter, tey waitd for me to come out. mega FML

#1693218
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71512) - you deserved it (4650)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23574) - you deserved it (83152)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I Was In The Grocery Store Buying A Few Things. A Sales Associate Cummd Over The Intercom System Saying , ( Attention Safeway Customers. If U Drive A Blue Subaru , It's Rolling Into 18th Ave. ) Everyone Laughd Except Me. I Forgot To Set The Brake. FML

#1582380
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18471) - you deserved it (44803)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking to mah hot nieghbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's mah daughter". FML

#1243795
127 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was visiting grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 an after about 30 minute I explaind to her ( I'm going to looool have to leave, it's just too hot in here ). She replid: ( You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. ) I laughd. She didn't. FML

#993932
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60947) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

I got 20% tints on mah car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin mah new tint by opening mah window, so I opend mah door as the cop approachd. He then pulld out his gun and yelld ( GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! ) before I could explain. FML

#952639
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39343) - you deserved it (54615)

On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was waiting in the lobby of a modeling agency fir my interview to be a potential model an I was next in line . They called "NEXT!" an I walked in with a smile on my face . They stared at my face fir a moment an then started yelling "NEXT" . FML

#922187
78 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by taptheturtle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating with mah boyfriend an his family at a high-end restauranthen, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten mah leg . I am terrified of dogs . I kicked mah under-the-table assailant as hard as I could . It was mah boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister . fat FML

#539856
270 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm - kids - by Noca (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was going over to mah friends house fir dinner, (it was mah birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise an then turned on the lights. When mah friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". FML

#240271
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55301) - you deserved it (2796)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by PmS (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241567) - you deserved it (82256)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today... My Boyfriend Dumpd Me Cuz E Said Te Relationsip Was Too Toug For Im. Wen I Askd For An Example... E Respondd... "Like... I Don't Ave Enoug Time To Play World Of Warcraft." FML

#34266
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47500) - you deserved it (7326)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woka up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41546) - you deserved it (9870)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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