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by atleese / 12/31/2011 at 10:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML
by hdkgdkvdjd / 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm / China / Miscellaneous
by naomids / 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 1:30am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
by Emily S / 10/09/2011 at 1:17am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML
by ab / 10/09/2011 at 1:11am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by hairless / 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 9:04am / United States (Texas) / Love
by ohmaigawd / 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm / Argentina / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 11:47am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML
by WishIWasAWriter / 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous
by thismakesmesad / 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
- Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm… Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off.… Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about…