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abbyelizabeth
  • Town/Country : Tri-Cities, US of A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 755
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About abbyelizabeth : My name is Abby, I like video games, anime, cats, and probably not you.

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Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12959) - you deserved it (24530)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22059) - you deserved it (4031)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

#18648133
122 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (2489)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML

#18051184
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (7570)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

#17940122
122 comments

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On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

#17940087
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28283) - you deserved it (2064)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

#17939452
107 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

#17937803
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29489) - you deserved it (3026)

On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
294 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
292 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
212 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

#17743700
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19700) - you deserved it (10739)

On 09/14/2011 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

#17696779
156 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

#17688076
127 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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