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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 February 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 30262
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aFMLaddict : love sports, going to the gym, hanging out with friends... etc etc :)

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Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38331) - you deserved it (10212)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25902) - you deserved it (6417)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
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I agree, your life sucks (17201) - you deserved it (68145)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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998 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71074) - you deserved it (740058)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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