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_winniebell_
  • Town/Country : somewhere over the rainbow
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  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About _winniebell_ : I'm a writer.. Still trying to achieve my goal to be a famous writer... At the moment I'm just...ya.. Invisible.... Oh well! Keep trying (:

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Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32498) - you deserved it (6161)

On 02/25/2013 at 1:10am - love - by Gullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1097626) - you deserved it (108948)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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