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About _streets_ : Hmm.. Do people even read this? I'm not really sure what to write in here but to further enlighten those of you who were intrigued enough either by my comment or my photo, here is a list of things that I quite like:ApplesMusicRugbyHockeyCriminal MindsBones HorsesSnowmobiling Def leppard Quading ChickenHorror moviesTae kwon do GuitarArtMy dogs (Rottweilers)Ice creamJackassHumorTrucksReadingZombies SleepThe winter/coldMakeupWhiskeyThe color green (specifically lime green)I prefer Popsicle's to freeziesAnd pancakes to waffles. XDGoreLord Of The RingsThe movie Step Brothers Harry potter, hehe ^.^Camping Red dragonRob DyrdekJohnny Knoxville UFCAdam Sandler Dirt Biking The Dudesons VodkaNitro circusThe Oilers And Magnus Pääjärvi > 17 years young, Graduated High School, Canadian eh.. I hope to be a coroner in the future because dead bodies interest me :) cheers!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
Friday 18 April 2014