_chickadee_

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  • everywhere, America
  • 28 years-old
  • Thursday 06 July 1995
  • single

About _chickadee_

I'm not good at writing these, but I'll try. I love reading. Not swiping pages on a fancy tablet, I like books better. I like the smell of books, I like flipping the pages with my hands, I like everything about actual books better. I enjoy a wide array of music, but Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber aren't part of the array. I probably will respond to messages, now that we can on the app. I'm really not sure what else to write, so I hope I didn't bore you. I'll probably change this sometime. Have a nice day.

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Up and coming moderator

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Judgmental

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

One more and it's business time

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Gixie 25

Alright. Where to start. 1) I submitted this FML and someone liked it so much he decided to submit it as his own with a few modifications. That's why there are comments about "daddy". 2) My son is 18 months, is developmentally challenged and just learning. He did not actually get me. 3) It is a learning fork for children which has metal, rounded prongs so it doesn't hurt if he gets you or himself. 4) I did take away his fork to which he screamed and cried. When he settled down, I gave it back and he was content to stab his pancake. 5) Have you people never been stabbed by plasticware or a spork? That shit hurts! 6) I do not live in Ghana.