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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2204
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About _Peppermint_ : I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best

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Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

#20806393
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44814) - you deserved it (7909)

On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML

#20796252
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27383) - you deserved it (54157)

On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

#20572069
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22642) - you deserved it (66266)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

#20550446
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (8550) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

#20497837
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57733) - you deserved it (10916)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

#19739055
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11084) - you deserved it (17022)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

#19737959
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25914) - you deserved it (2000)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23322) - you deserved it (10260)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

#17789217
220 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

#17748874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (2882)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:42am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
144 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29154) - you deserved it (3480)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML

#17300060
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36774) - you deserved it (2604)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:35pm - misc - by Username - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62730) - you deserved it (4990)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

#16976984
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40167) - you deserved it (3135)

On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)



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