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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1915
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About _Peppermint_ : I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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_Peppermint_'s favorite FMLs

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36391) - you deserved it (3214)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (19155)

On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclaw where he "belongs" because he's "so smart". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37561) - you deserved it (3269)

On 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm - misc - by thanksad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63128) - you deserved it (4339)

On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40924) - you deserved it (27596)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44764) - you deserved it (7899)

On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27358) - you deserved it (54086)

On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (66205)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML


I agree, your life sucks (57653) - you deserved it (10902)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11041) - you deserved it (16979)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (1995)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21882) - you deserved it (9964)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33825) - you deserved it (2970)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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