_FYL_

Search for a member

_FYL_

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 34129
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About _FYL_ : Heyy, I'm Claudia.
If you want to know anything more about me, just message me!
I don't bite ;]

_FYL_'s page activity

Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:45am<b>SpawnofAthena</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 12:58am<b>EllieMay42</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 6:39pm<b>CandyPewPewPew</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:21pm<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:32pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 8:44pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 6:59pm<b>gej12345</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 1:17pm<b>UsernameistooLo</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 3:11pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 2:30pm<b>jgibbs019</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 10:01am<b>ratjar99</b> - the 04/06/2014 at 11:59pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 01/09/2014 at 10:53am<b>Ardian4954</b> - the 12/21/2013 at 7:08am<b>Norris_FTW_77</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 3:18am<b>ManiPaul</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 4:31pm<b>alltimelow785</b> - the 07/24/2013 at 4:15am<b>thebestintheworl</b> - the 05/05/2013 at 12:43am

_FYL_'s FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

_FYL_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm / United States (Utah) / Love

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

by SwimSquid / 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

by blehh / 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

by poolboy / 04/14/2009 at 4:51am / United States (Nevada) / Kids

Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML

by chococool223 / 04/12/2009 at 6:51am / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, I was also eating a bag of starbursts. They bag slid off the bed, I went to catch them and in the process my knee hit my laptop which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my $2,500 laptop to save 11 starbursts from falling. FML

by MYLIFESUX / 04/12/2009 at 2:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Geek

Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML

by GrandmasWhore / 04/04/2009 at 1:59am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

by not getting any anymore / 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids