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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9556
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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_Chocoholic_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

#155544
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21714) - you deserved it (42393)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18221) - you deserved it (49484)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117186) - you deserved it (12555)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19430) - you deserved it (52485)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)



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