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  • Town/Country : Barver, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2768
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About Zwische : I'm the one with the white T-shirt~

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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41715) - you deserved it (90080)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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