About Zwische
I'm the one with the white T-shirt~ Kamehameha! :D
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Zwische's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Zwische's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

By Noname - / Sunday 15 February 2009 23:15 / United States

Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 September 2009 17:36 / United States

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

By awilson - / Friday 11 September 2009 18:26 / United States

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 September 2009 16:36 / United States

Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

By Missy - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:16 / United States