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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 9764
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Zestus : Mm... Uni student from Tokyo who reads FML's when bored in the morning
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Zestus's favorite FMLs

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23364) - you deserved it (1898)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7601) - you deserved it (18091)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42013) - you deserved it (2393)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15220) - you deserved it (5602)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5747) - you deserved it (44365)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18277) - you deserved it (5193)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6050) - you deserved it (25758)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19330) - you deserved it (6976)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some « biodegradable » tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16029) - you deserved it (1834)

On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some « biodegradable » tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16029) - you deserved it (1834)

On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12601) - you deserved it (32500)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21042) - you deserved it (15778)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50960) - you deserved it (6190)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6765) - you deserved it (105797)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22446) - you deserved it (5834)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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