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Zestus

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  • Number of visits : 18907
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Zestus : Mm... Uni student from Tokyo who reads FML's when bored in the morning
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Zestus's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8402) - you deserved it (27875)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6857) - you deserved it (35536)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27797) - you deserved it (2296)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9613) - you deserved it (21561)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47300) - you deserved it (2806)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19081) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7284) - you deserved it (50394)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22472) - you deserved it (6141)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7527) - you deserved it (29882)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23750) - you deserved it (7839)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20030) - you deserved it (2180)

On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20030) - you deserved it (2180)

On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14719) - you deserved it (36690)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (17993)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56142) - you deserved it (6826)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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