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Zestus

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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Zestus : Mm... Uni student from Tokyo who reads FML's when bored in the morning
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Zestus's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82404) - you deserved it (18108)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML

#6894
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7856) - you deserved it (38810)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by parishiltonsbff (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18257) - you deserved it (51080)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32682) - you deserved it (3903)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68835) - you deserved it (6062)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24864) - you deserved it (10822)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

#3203
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7311) - you deserved it (35169)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53221) - you deserved it (7206)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8270) - you deserved it (30509)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36369) - you deserved it (10362)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13454) - you deserved it (32394)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17773) - you deserved it (73299)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47187) - you deserved it (11213)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47187) - you deserved it (11213)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

#2293
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19353) - you deserved it (7839)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)



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