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Zestus

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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Zestus : Mm... Uni student from Tokyo who reads FML's when bored in the morning
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Zestus's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

#5276365
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48320) - you deserved it (10742)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to ruin my innocence. FML

#5141193
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23809) - you deserved it (3786)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:13am - intimacy - by Magnus_the_Red (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

#5050946
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17065) - you deserved it (48016)

On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

#5041088
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14214) - you deserved it (50391)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by akward (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21350) - you deserved it (389022)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

#4974670
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7996) - you deserved it (66883)

On 09/01/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML

#4945684
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49441) - you deserved it (15232)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

#4905255
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50141) - you deserved it (4372)

On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my little sister recieved a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waves her wand at me. She said,"Abra cadabra bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and says,"Cant you just act pretty?" FML

#4839139
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43505) - you deserved it (5296)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:31pm - kids - by yummolives (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML

#4758974
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34781) - you deserved it (6915)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by zboy_123 (man) - India (Haryana)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48316) - you deserved it (24524)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

#4730370
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38401) - you deserved it (12061)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

#4673205
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11409) - you deserved it (98293)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

#4580514
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63824) - you deserved it (7762)

On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

#4426507
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68319) - you deserved it (8867)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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