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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 825
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Zero22120 : Reading about everyone's miserable day makes mine just a touch brighter!

Love:
-Photography
-My amazing tortoise
-Stormy days
-Tea
-Stumble upon
-A good laugh
-Coffee


Hate:
-Small children who think they know what life's about
-Autocorrect
-People who don't understand sarcasm
-Ruining your favorite jeans :(

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Zero22120's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

#17749628
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29655) - you deserved it (1737)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:36am - work - by Tancred (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

#17679338
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6640) - you deserved it (47615)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

#17620224
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22242) - you deserved it (7676)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30204) - you deserved it (3406)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

#17592588
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26191) - you deserved it (2295)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML

#17586315
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26663) - you deserved it (3771)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:26pm - love - by shampoogirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML

#17585991
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25553) - you deserved it (3359)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Peekaboo (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35777) - you deserved it (2576)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25439) - you deserved it (5523)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57521) - you deserved it (7113)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

#17530831
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23285) - you deserved it (4930)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

#17529546
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25952) - you deserved it (5757)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that if I don't get fillings in at least ten of my teeth within the next year, I could lose them all. I'm 19. FML

#17489805
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15117) - you deserved it (37871)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:16pm - health - by gkid92 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

#17488999
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14607) - you deserved it (49351)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

#17460789
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26028) - you deserved it (2333)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by thatguythere858 (man) - United States (Kansas)



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