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Zenma

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 November 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14068
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

#2682803
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14393) - you deserved it (76919)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

#2534485
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66103) - you deserved it (5976)

On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93373) - you deserved it (243475)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

#2524012
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47874) - you deserved it (23468)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:18am - kids - by failbaby (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10195) - you deserved it (32734)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40720) - you deserved it (2710)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40720) - you deserved it (2710)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version



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