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    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Zenma's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

By JuicyJohn - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 01:33 / United States
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:38 / United States
By fmlxxxx - / Wednesday 23 September 2009 13:15 / New Zealand

Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:08 / Australia