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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 435
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Yorih17 : I'm Dan, I like reading the FML's when I got some free time, and looking at the comments which half the time make them even funnier :)
I absolutely Love my gorgeous woman! 16/11/10

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Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41815) - you deserved it (2987)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, my boss made me cover for him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 1:33pm - work - by AFSDALK:AFSDQWE (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML


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On 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Thailand (Nonthaburi)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML


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On 07/05/2013 at 6:29pm - misc - by he's a dawk, and a cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML


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On 01/28/2013 at 12:03am - intimacy - by yourmainman (man) - Canada

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML


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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML


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On 10/09/2009 at 1:48am - work - by y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - United States

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