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Yaen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1186
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Yaen : I like to move it, move it.

Oh, and Minecraft too.

Yaen's page activity

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Fucked!<b>nana_star</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:14am

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Yaen's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

by screwedupkid / 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

by Turnipseed3 / 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Love

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

by mathguy / 05/03/2012 at 8:16am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2012 at 7:37am / Australia / Kids

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

by Laura / 05/03/2012 at 3:55am / France / Love

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. 30 minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

by savanna / 05/03/2012 at 12:46am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be alone in this big house." FML

by homealone / 05/03/2012 at 12:39am / Canada / Love

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

by grovage / 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

by S12Sophia / 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm / France / Intimacy

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

by panther of the desert / 05/02/2012 at 5:58pm / Puerto Rico / Work