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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 666
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Yaen : I like to move it, move it.

Oh, and Minecraft too.

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Yaen's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

#19569212
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20451) - you deserved it (1701)

On 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33669) - you deserved it (9959)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

#19568451
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18522) - you deserved it (4265)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

#19568325
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41056) - you deserved it (2551)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

#19567583
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18293) - you deserved it (6386)

On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

#19567483
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19851) - you deserved it (5271)

On 05/03/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

#19567272
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26745) - you deserved it (2162) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/03/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Laura (woman) - France

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. 30 minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

#19566777
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28557) - you deserved it (3912)

On 05/03/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by savanna (woman) - United States

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be alone in this big house." FML

#19566748
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23456) - you deserved it (3263)

On 05/03/2012 at 12:39am - love - by homealone (man) - Canada

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

#19566407
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19297) - you deserved it (2154)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10901) - you deserved it (27039)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

#19565371
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4331) - you deserved it (70050)

On 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm - misc - by grovage - United States

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

#19564735
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29194) - you deserved it (2041)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

#19564569
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29152) - you deserved it (4813)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

#19564521
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (1798)

On 05/02/2012 at 5:58pm - work - by panther of the desert (man) - Puerto Rico



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