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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2685
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Xrandomkrisx : Hello there!
I'm Kristopher. I'm nice i guess... and uh I love music and i like to play music!i play the bass guitar. I'm into Indie/Folk Music. For example Bright Eyes! i like to meet new people so if you want to talk message me!

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Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9429) - you deserved it (26143)

On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (20231)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37117) - you deserved it (10102)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112626) - you deserved it (15243)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119348) - you deserved it (73939)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
540 comments

I agree, your life sucks (209284) - you deserved it (22474)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1151577) - you deserved it (115639)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
955 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73108) - you deserved it (423554)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (232562) - you deserved it (81232)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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