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Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML
by dammitvasquez / 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm / Canada / Love
by Charlie / 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/07/2010 at 1:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
by kylie / 08/10/2010 at 3:22am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by aero00 / 07/27/2010 at 1:08pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by lonelyguy321 / 07/27/2010 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2010 at 7:15pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by dancerr2210 / 06/09/2010 at 12:01am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by drsyl54 / 03/28/2010 at 5:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by drew_ar85 / 03/20/2010 at 12:30pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
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