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Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)
Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)
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