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Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 11:46am / Belgium (Liege) / Health
by anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 11:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by fmylife7721 / 07/03/2011 at 1:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by dee / 07/03/2011 at 1:36am / United States / Kids
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by fthislyfe / 07/02/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
by camzzz / 07/02/2011 at 4:27am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Amanda / 07/02/2011 at 1:33am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
by John / 06/30/2011 at 4:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nolove4me / 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Miscellaneous
Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML
by CallMeJesusFreak / 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…