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Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
by mathii / 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm / Health
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Harry / 07/20/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Kids
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
by craphanded / 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Animals
Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML
by Miriden / 07/19/2011 at 10:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by womanlover12345 / 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm / Spain / Love
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2011 at 4:43am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by SaggyBoy135 / 07/12/2011 at 8:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Washington) / Health