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Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by bluestarr1 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 12:04am - money - by Not_you17 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)
Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
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